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The Flash S03E14Recap

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SOME SPOILERS AHEAD.

Yea, no. This episode wasn’t any better than “Attack on Gorilla City.” In fact, I’d say that that episode was better than this one because it at least had the highlight of the arena fight. I was hoping for an all out attack on Central City with Grodd and his gorilla army just destroying everything and wreaking havoc; an actual attack on the city. But nope, none of that.

Instead we got Grodd and his army barely marching into Central City and doing little more than hitting a poor, defenseless car.

And Grodd was going to nuke the city for whatever reason? Not sure why he would have decided to do that when he had an entire gorilla army at his back, but I guess the run time for this episode needed to be padded. That just didn’t make sense to me and was an unnecessary occurrence.

As was Grodd taking over Joe. Literally the only reason Team Flash found out about the nuke was because Grodd did that. It was the dumbest thing the writers wrote all episode. Aside from Grodd sending Gypsy to kill them. They had no reason to think he was there. They were totally convinced they stopped him.

If he hadn’t sent Gypsy they wouldn’t have known he was there and if he hadn’t taken over Joe they wouldn’t have found out about the nuke. He was the reason his own plans failed. It’s like he was intentionally trying to sabotage himself. Except he wasn’t because these writers apparently don’t know what common sense is.

If Grodd’s plan was to nuke Central City…he could have just nuked Central City. Team Flash would have stopped said nukes, but Grodd could have had a back up plan (like he always does) and then march into the city with his gorilla army. Or something. Anything besides the stupidity that actually happened in this episode.

Barry considering killing Grodd was such a false flag. Yea, I know they were just trying to show how desperate he’d become because it’s Barry and that’s so out of character for him, but we all knew he wouldn’t do it and that no one on the team would let him. Plus, the writers and show runners would never get rid of Grodd permanently. They need to leave the door open for him to come back. He will escape from Argus next season.

Barry’s solution for getting around killing Grodd was quite clever. I wasn’t expecting his plan to be having Solovar and Grodd fight each other. The fight itself was altogether unimpressive and the CGI was terrible as always (Solovar landing on the street next to Grodd after he fell off the building looked so fake).

I was cheering for Barry to let Solovar kill Grodd because that’d be his way out of having to kill him, but he would have still been responsible for Grodd’s death and Barry needs to be pure.

I do not believe that Harry is not dying. I think that he is but Jesse with her petulant little self, automatically assumed he was lying so he’s letting her believe that. She really didn’t need to make a scene out of it. She wants to be a “big girl” and live with her boyfriend, but is still acting like a child.

Random thoughts:

  1. Barry’s super speed would not affect the cooking time of those things.
  2. He spat in his coffee!
  3. Well this is a super late Valentine’s Day episode.
  4. Lol Wally’s afraid of Harry!
  5. Harry isn’t mad?!
  6. Harry ain’t lying!
  7. Cisco may surprise you Gypsy.

The Flash airs Tuesdays at 8 PM on The CW.

The New Nokia 3310

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Nokia, the name synonymous with mobile technology has decided to make a big comeback this year with the announcement of 2 new handsets, the Nokia 6 and the brand new Nokia 3310. Yes you heard it correctly, the infamous Nokia 3310 has made a surprising comeback to help stimulate interest in the Finnish brand. The new 3310 is designed closely to its predecessor, from the trim of the border around the screen and the layout of the T9 number keys gives the phone a familiar feel in the hand that most of us could never forget. The plastic construction of the phone is said to be solid, and hopefully it retains its legacy of being virtually indestructible.

Consumers will be able to pick up the new Nokia 3310 in the traditional dark blue and grey of the original, but also in the new, ‘psychedelic yellow’ and ‘warm red’. Interesting colour names aside, the new device is slimmer and lighter than the original. The new display features a 2.4-inch, 240 x 320 full colour display which is bright enough to be viewed in direct sunlight. Unfortunately, this device does not run any variation of android OS, rather it ships with ‘Nokia Series 30+.’

The new 3310 could have easily made its come back with just its name alone, however with great features such as Micro SD support, indestructible build quality and long-lasting batter, this phone is sure to make a noticeable impact on the lower end ‘dumb phone’ Market…and yes it ships with the legendary Snake game.

The Flash S03E13 Recap

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SOME SPOILERS AHEAD.

How do you know that changing these headlines will prevent Iris’ death Barry? How? There is literally no evidence to that fact and you didn’t prevent Grodd’s attack on Central City anyway (Yay Grodd for having a back-up plan!). I wish Team Flash’s plan was built on a more solid foundation than “Maybe if we changed this, then that won’t happen.” This is a life or death situation! But of course, this plan will work because the writers will write it that way, no matter how nonsensical it is.

The one thing that they have at Star Labs that can tell them whether or no the future is changing is the by line on the newspaper in the time vault. But they’re not checking it to see if Iris’ name reappears on it because they’ve forgotten it exists again.

Even better and a more definite method of checking their progress? Francisco “Cisco” Ramon. He can vibe them to the future. We’ve seen him do it. Why aren’t they doing that every time they change a headline to see if Iris still dies? HR was there the first time Cisco vibed Barry to the future. That was a change and they hadn’t even started attempting to alter the headlines yet. If changing the headlines is working, more of the things surrounding the moment she dies should be changing. Just vibe to the future Barry!

But of course, they’re not going to check.

And again, they didn’t actually change the headline about the gorilla attack and that’s the second headline they failed to change. At least they weren’t as negligent this time around.

They were incredibly foolish for trusting Grodd. Anyone could have seen that betrayal coming from a mile away. He told them himself that he wanted them to kill Solovar so he could become leader of Gorilla City. They knew that he was the one who sent Harry the equation and that his capture was just a lure to get them there. There were so many red flags.

There was no way they could have gotten out of the arena fight with Solovar, but they could have done that without making a deal with Grodd. And if they did, they could have at least not relied on his keeping his word and had a plan of their own to escape once their end of the deal was done.

The arena fight was the best thing that happened in this episode. I loved the camera work and I’m pretty sure the CGI didn’t look  awful there – as it did elsewhere in the episode – because the entire thing was digital. Except for the green screen Barry, which looked awful. It stuck out like a sore thumb. As did the CGI gorillas when they went down to the cells that Barry and company were being held in.

My only gripe with the fight is that Barry pulled a Dragon Ball Z and One Punch Man; he got his ass handed to him (DBZ) and then defeated Solovar with a single blow (OPM). I wish that it had been more of a fight and that Barry’s victory wasn’t nearly so swift (pun not intended).

As for Wally and Jesse, I do not like that she is moving to Earth-1 for a boy. The writer’s couldn’t have given her a better reason? Like once theY freed Harry they decided to stay on Earth-1 so that they’re out of Grodd’s reach, and he can’t use Harry later to open a breach? I want Harry to strongly object to this, but even if he does, the writers will find some b.s. reason to justify her picking up her entire life for a boy and then he’ll be cool with it.

And why did Wally expect her to do it just because he asked her to and why didn’t he himself volunteer to move to Earth-2 if he wanted to be with her so badly? The whole thing is kind of annoying.

Other than the arena fight, this entire episode was underwhelming. Here’s to hoping that “Attack on Central City” is better.

Random thoughts:

  1. Wally’s there Barry, you could have left him to protect Central City.
  2. It’s funny because Tom Felton was in a Planet of the Apes movie.
  3. No Iris, he’s single. He can’t be in a relationship with someone who lives in another universe.
  4. There is no way that something that can knock out normal humans should work on Barry. His body should have burned off that tranqiliser in seconds.
  5. No really, these tranqulisers shouldn’t work on Barry.
  6. Kiss his ass Barry! That’ll work.
  7. Damn Cisco, you went real dark, real fast.
  8. Oversold it a little bit Caitlin.
  9. So its Caitlin/Julian official now? Because I’d like them to be official now.

The Flash airs Tuesdays at 8 PM on The CW.

Girls S06E03 Recap

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SOME SPOILERS AHEAD.

This episode was brilliant and the final shot so very powerful. I love it. This is Girls and Lena Dunham at their best. Love her or hate her – and Dunham can be problematic – it is undeniable that she is an amazing storyteller.

I loved this episode long before its conclusion because I thought that what it was doing was tackling the issue of sexual assault in situations and circumstances that are, to borrow Hannah’s words, grey areas. When the assault does not resemble what people assume an assault to be and the offending party has not realised or is unaware that what they did was wrong (much in the same way that Switch at Birth did last year).

In Chuck and Hannah’s exchange, as she was explaining to him how and why he was wrong, he totally missed her points and was – for most if not the entire time- very dismissive of them. Or at least didn’t understand her perspective. It seemed like he was genuinely ignorant and that was where his response was coming from.

Right up until he took out his penis and dropped it on Hannah’s thigh.

For most of their interaction I had the feeling that he would take advantage of her too. But as it went on, like Hannah, he won me over; his manipulation worked on me as well (which I think was excellent; having the audience fall for his trick the same way Hannah did and victims of this kind of sexual assault often times do).

I thought that his eventual sexual advance would come from the same place of ignorance. That he would not see how inappropriate it would have been given their discussion. But nope, he was completely aware and knew that what he was doing  to Hannah and that what he had done to those other girls was wrong. That smug look on his face as his daughter arrived said it all.

Which made the entire thing that much worse. Not to say that if he was ignorant his actions would have been excusable. Not at all. Just that now he’s an even greater sleazeball than had been assumed.

It’s a shame that his daughter came home and Hannah couldn’t chew him out and his daughter was so excited to play her flute for Hannah (which I found weird because Hannah is a complete stranger to her), that I don’t blame Hannah for staying.

It’s clear that he loves his daughter very much, which, again, makes his actions even worse. He has a daughterAnd actively, knowingly, manipulates women into situations into which he can assault them and claim consent was given or at least argue that it seemed consensual to him.

Super, duper sleazy.

I hope Hannah writes about this and publishes it.

 

Girls airs Sundays at 10 PM on HBO.

Girls S06E02 Recap

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SOME SPOILERS AHEAD.

When Hannah is the mature and responsible one in the situation, you know you screwed up.

I’m so glad that it looks like Marnie is finally getting away from Desi. She is my least favourite and most reviled character, but I was disappointed in her for getting back with him.

The end of the last season, to me, seemed to have promised that she would finally grow up. Then this Desi thing happened and all of those hopes were dashed…up until the moment when she found his Oxycotin and he went off.

Honestly, how she never recognised how unstable – and, quite frankly, toxic – he is is beyond me. But as Hannah said – and I’m paraphrasing here because I don’t recall her exact words – it’s hard to observe things about other people when you’re only thinking about yourself. And Marnie has, to me, been historically the most selfish in the group, with Hannah being a verclose second. But Hannah has grown up quite a lot and is not as irritating as she used to be.

She should not have told Elijah about Marnie and Desi, though. We all knew that he would spill and he did. I do not want it to get back to Ray; I don’t want him to find out that way as opposed to Marnie telling him herself. But I doubt that she will. That will only happen if she truly has grown since now (apparently) being completely done with Desi. It’s a shame that everyone but Ray knows that he’s being cheated on.

And Jessa using Marnie and Ray to excuse her and Adam…the two situations, while similar, are not exactly comparable. Shoshanna clearly is not bothered by Marnie, her friend, being involved with Ray, her ex. Hannah, Jessa’s friend, was very hurt by Jessa being involved with Adam, Hannah’s ex. Jessa is actively and unapologetically doing something that she knew was hurting someone. I’m glad Hannah was moved on from that.

Random thoughts:

  1. Marnie this is the opposite of what you said to Ray.

Girls airs Sundays at 10 PM on HBO.

Girls S06E01 Recap

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SOME SPOILERS AHEAD.

Hannah and Paul-Louis were cute. I didn’t expect her to catch feelings so fast, or at all really. I thought that she would have taken it as a fling and promptly forget about it once she returned home. I knew he was going to say something to ruin her plans of moving there to stay with him. It was a dumb idea to begin with; to just pick up her life for a guy she’d just met. As the words were coming out of her mouth I knew she was making a mistake.

I have no clue what her article is going to be about now, not that we’ll ever find out, but I’m still curious. She did nothing she was supposed to do or would have had to do in order to write about the subject matter she was given. I genuinely wonder if her editor would be upset about her writing something completely different.

And speaking of, said editor came off as totally disingenuous when they met.

I’d like to read the piece that Hanna wrote about Adam and Jessa. I love the two of them as characters, but I hate what they did and are continuing to do. Honestly though, it’s a little hard to pick the bad guy in that situation because on the one hand Jessa betrayed Hannah knowing that it would hurt her and refused to stop, on the other hand Hannah could be seen as being selfish and in essence trying to stop her friend from being happy.

Ultimately I’m on Hannah’s side and I believe she made the best decision. In ending her friendship with Jessa she removed herself from a painful situation and gave Jessa and Adam the space to do what made them happy. Unfortunately, she lost two friends in the process.

Jessa and Adam were really douchey to Ray by shoving all of his stuff into a corner for “sex reasons.” Understandably, Ray wasn’t exactly staying there, but they treated it so flippantly and like a joke and like they didn’t care that he was upset about it.

Marnie’s reason for pretty much kicking him out makes no sense to me. Why have a boyfriend at all if she’s trying to take things slow – with life on a whole – while she’s going through this divorce?  Having a boyfriend while still married only complicates things. I don’t buy her reason at all and am fully convinced she is lying to Ray.

Then she just went and slept with Desi, the biggest mistake of her life. Even if she wasn’t dating Ray I would have still scoffed at her for that because it’s Desi. She doesn’t need to go back there. But her sleeping with him is made even worse by her having a boyfriend.

I do understand her discomfort with Ray staying with Shoshanna, but we all know nothing is going to happen there. As should she. And I do think that, Marnie being Marnie, her sleeping with Desi was partially motivated by how she felt seeing Ray and Shoshanna get along so well.

Random thoughts:

  1. Obviously if you’re naked under the wet suit Hannah you shouldn’t undress right there. Can’t tell if she was sincere or trolling.
  2. Hannah and her sloppy and awkward but 100% confident dancing are back!
  3. I love how they took the cliché romantic beach scene and made it more realistic and funny and not some idealised fantasy.

Girls airs Sundays at 10 PM on HBO.

A Caribbean Dream Come True

It was a quiet Wednesday evening in Queen’s Park when I sat down with Jherad Alleyne and Keshia Pope, the two Barbadian lead actors in the upcoming film A Caribbean Dream. The first Barbadian-U.K. co-produced film, it’s an adaptation of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream, which was shot on location in Barbados at Fustic House in St. Lucy, written and directed by Barbadian filmmaker Shakirah Bourne and produced by Melissa Simmonds.

Jherad stared acting in 2006. It was at this time that he had started rehearsing for Laff It Off, performing in 2007 and joining the show again the following year in 2008. He acted with the Gale Theatre of Barbados and London – of which Melissa Simmonds also served as producer – and was sent to do a four-week summer course in London. He later returned to the city to do a three year acting course.

“I don’t know,” he says, laughing, when I asked him what sparked his love for acting “I just like it…after I left UWI I got more involved with acting and it felt right so I just kept doing it.”

Similarly, Keshia is unsure of when she started acting, but was a dancer with Praise Academy of Dance. Like Jherad, she’d met Melissa Simmonds prior to working on A Caribbean Dream. Her first stage play was The Mountain Top.

“From young, I could tell you,” Keshia says “I would be home and I would be rehearsing all [of] the ads on TV and I’d be singing them…I was always very theatrical from small. But, I don’t know what it came from because there’s nobody else in my family that is this way.”

Both actors were involved in other motion pictures before appearing in A Caribbean Dream; Jherad did a bit of acting in London, worked on Secrets with Cecily Spencer-Cross and a yet to be released series with Marc Gibson and Keshia appeared in all three of the Hush films by Marcia Weekes.

Because they already knew Simmonds, she told them about the film. Keshia auditioned for the role of Helena but Jherad was not in the island during auditions.

“You know what we did?” He recalls excitedly as the memory hits him. “There was a workshop some years ago…During that I guess is when they cast me for [the role of Lysander].”

“[Lysander] is a pretty cool guy. He’s in love with Hermia initially. And then it gets weird.” Jherad says of his character with a knowing chuckle.

“Helena is in love with Demetrius,” Keshia says. “I think what happens is that I’m trying to get him to love me…But he is not in love with [me]…[Helena is] not a very confident person and she’s very wounded by his not liking her…”

A significant portion of the dialogue in the film is spoken in Early Modern English (the language in the time of Shakespeare), or is at least very much like it. While both actors acknowledged that it was challenging and that there was indeed a learning curve, Jherad was aided by his previous experience with the language, but it was a little more difficult for Keshia who had never worked with it before.

“In the beginning [the] four of us [herself, Jherad and their co-stars Sam Gillet and Marina Bye] came together for a rehearsal and they had their lines down pat. Me, I was still trying to get my lines and remember my lines.” After the first shoot was completed and with help from her co-stars, she said, she started to get into it.

Jherad had fun and enjoyed being on set. “It was nice to be heading to that location everyday…the fact that that setting is in Barbados… I don’t think a lot of Barbadians think that those kinds of places exist here…it was gorgeous.” Another highlight for him was “…being soaked under a tree, pretending it was raining with insects all around between twelve in the morning and two o’clock in the morning.”

“Yea, that was not nice for me though ‘cause I was freezing.” Keshia chimes in. “The highlight for me was meeting and spending time, primarily with Sam and Marina…I really enjoyed spending time with Mandy…She would go on her guitar and she would play music. She would sing for us. We would join in with her…The Bajan crew primarily though, they would come and…we would sit and talk…”

For Keshia, there was no real difference in working with the British cast and crew. “We were quite like each other.” She said. Of particular note for Jherad was the “camera guy.”

“I enjoyed watching the camera guy work. Because he’s like a machine. Like he just did it. He was just going, going, going all the time with the camera.”

Jherad sees the film as a step in the right direction for the advancement and the development of the Barbadian film industry. On the other hand, for Keshia, the significance of A Caribbean Dream to the growth of the local film industry still has not hit her; she doesn’t think of the film in that grand of a scheme and thinks that once it has achieved everything that it will in the future, she will be able to see the full of scope of its impact.

“I guess it’s been so long since we finished and so much has happened in between then that the fact that it’s actually being released now…it’s exciting but it feels almost as if it’s not happening to me so much as it’s happening, kind of like, in front of me.” Jherad says of the film’s impending release.

Keshia is a bit more nervous about the release and is anxious to hear how audiences react to the film. Her foremost concern is her performance; she wants to use the film as a stepping stone and hopes that her acting was of a high enough standard that people seeing it would want to hire not only herself, but her co-stars and others who worked on it.

Speaking about viewing the film at its preview she said: “When I saw it, I mean there were some parts where to me I wasn’t as clear as I could have been, in terms of diction, but overall I was like ‘Yea, I actually didn’t do pretty bad.’”
Jherad, unlike Keshia, has not seen the film as yet.

“He doesn’t like seeing himself.” Keshia explains, prompting him to laugh shyly.

“I don’t like hearing myself. I don’t like looking at myself.” He adds.

Despite not having seen the film himself, Jherad describes it as “very local and… very international at the same time”, something he thinks that Barbados should be striving for in all things. That is one of his favourite selling points along with the fact that; “You will get to see Barbados on a whole in a way that you may not have thought [that] you could see Barbados before. You get to see Barbadians in a light that you might not have thought to see Barbadians in before.”

“I would just go and tell people ‘Go see it! I think you’d enjoy it. It’s funny.’” Keshia said.

Now that their work on the film is over, Keshia says she doesn’t have any projects in the pipeline. Jherad will continue to do his work on social media and would like to go to Canada later this year. He would also like to write and produce plays in Barbados.

“That’s what I really want to do…I think there’s a space for it…people right now, they want to see the Barbadian culture. They want to see Barbadians performing and they want to see Barbadians in the light that they’ve typically seen international stars [in]…there’s a hunger for it…And that communal space of people being together and laughing together that you see in the theatre, I think that would work well right now.”

He plans to start with a comedy – it’s what Barbadians are familiar with and that follows from the brand he’s built for himself on social media – and get steadily more serious in tone with each successive production.

As we wrapped up, they offered a few words of advice for young people who would like to get involved in the arts.

“The arts have changed very, very quickly,” Jherad says. “The way is there. The opportunities do exist, but…you have to put them together yourself…There’s no straight line to walk in the arts in Barbados…”

“I would always say…‘Follow your dreams.’ For me, when I went to UWI I was doing IT and management…And when EBCCI [The Errol Barrow Centre for Creative Imagination] opened I said ‘You know what? I want to do this.’ And I went and applied…And look where it has gotten me today…So if you want to do dance, acting, whatever it is…you still have to do what you have to do. Because you may be the person to create the straight line.”

See A Caribbean Dream at Limegrove Cinemas and Olympus Theatres from March 1st – 7th. Watch the trailer below.

Popdown Podcast Episode 6 – 2017 Oscars Predictions

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Here it is! Episode six of Popdown Podcast. The Academy Awards are this Sunday so K and Romario thought they’d have some fun and make some predictions about some of Sunday’s winners!

If you missed episode 5, listen to it here: Popdown Podcast Episode 5 – Rogue One: A Star Wars Story [SPOILERS!!!]

Cloudflare experiences Memory Leak

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Cloudflare, a web performance and security company, revealed some grave news today- a serious bug in its software caused a number of its sensitive data passwords, cookies and other authentication tokens to be released onto the web, having dire effects for the over 5 million websites it currently services. The leak is said to have occurred as early as last September, approximately five months before a security researcher at Google’s Project Zero reported it.

It’s worth noting that an even more severe leak took place between February 13th and 18th. In this instance around 1 in every 3,300,000 HTTP requests to Cloudflare sites would have caused data to be exposed.

Cloudflare was quick to point out that data is leaked in about 0.00003% of requests, which considering the amount of sites they are in charge of is a small amount. True, but Cloudflare’s extensive consumer base includes services like dating websites and password managers, containing highly sensitive information.

The bug was said to occur in an HTML parser that Cloudflare uses to increase website performance, it preps sites for distribution in Google’s publishing platform AMP and upgrades HTTP links to HTTPS.

Cloudflare themselves were also affected by the bug. According to a statement from Graham-Cumming, “One obvious piece of information that had leaked was a private key used to secure connections between Cloudflare machines,” this key allowed the company’s personal systems to talk to one another. So far there has been no evidence of hackers using the bug for nefarious purposes, however it’s still early stages at the moment.

Their San Francisco and London teams have worked tirelessly to correct the problem as soon as it was reported.

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Slash Soundz Top 5 Soca One Hit Wonders

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Every once in awhile, a new artist takes the airwaves by storm with a song that can only be described as a viral sensation. Then as time goes by and everyone patiently awaits the next hit song from the artist, nothing happens. It’s like the artist disappears from the face of the earth or you watch their slow descent from grace. That’s right, the one hit wonders.

This list highlights some of the most notable one hit wonders in Barbadian soca music. The songs here were picked based on their impact compared to other songs released by the artist (if any are available). Click the song titles to listen to them.


#5. “Like Dah” – Original Duck (2003).

Wunna like dah nuh. Wunna like bare sport da wa.”

I have to be very honest right now: this song is nothing like I remembered it. When I was doing research for this list and read the title of this song, I was elated. Original Duck! Boy, what happened to him? I remember seeing him perform on CBC, with the most hilarious wukup in life, and the crowd just cheering him on chanting: “Go Duck! Go Duck!” 13 years later, as I sit and listen to this song, I don’t have to wonder why he was a one hit wonder. It’s painful to sit through. I can’t tell what the message of the song is. All I gathered is, people like things, he also likes things, then there’s a saxophone. It’s just super weird. I feel like it may be satirical, poking fun at dancehall music, but maybe I’m trying to give it too much credit and it’s really just a bad song.

 

#4. “Ain’t Loveable” – Flexy (2005).

“Not me. I ain loveable bosy.”

All credit for this selection goes to @zoemarks. 18 minutes before I sent this post to be edited, I realised I only had 4 songs in my top 5 countdown. I did as one does and rushed to the group chat to ask for a suggestion and they came through! Pity no one ever comes through when we’re planning a lime. I’m not bitter, though. Don’t watch anything. It’s cool. I’m not hurt.

This song is hilarious. I’m honestly not sure how I forgot about it. It’s well written, witty, for lack of a better word and on a catchy beat that reflects the songs of the time. Certainly a happy classic, it’s sure to put a nostalgic smile on any face at any pork lime or party.


#3. “Chow Mein” – The Chinese Connection (2009).

“You barely want chow mein in you. Chinese in you.”

Being a one hit wonder isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes the persona may be only good for one thing and it’s important to understand that. As far as I know, he only created one song for this character.

I don’t have any Asian friends so I can’t ask if this is offensive to them, but one thing it is for sure is hilarious; poking fun at popular Chinese stereotypes and Barbadians’ relationship with them.

“Wunna hiding wunna dogs and hidin cats,
Getting on like I want dem for my snacks!”

To top it all off, the song has an accompanying dance that anyone can join in with. All in all, it’s pretty enjoyable.


#2. “Wite Wine” – Wite wine (2003).

“I even read in a book white men can’t wukup.”

There was a period of time when I swore I fabricated the memory of this song. I couldn’t find it anywhere. Only after a very intense search (and I mean intense; I went to page THREE on Google), was I able to discover anything about this song. Up to this day, I can’t find this song for my personal collection. If you’re reading this and you have it, please send it.

This song is hilarious. The lyrics have Mr. Wite Wine debunking an age old myth; that white men can’t wukup. I vaguely remember seeing a hilarious performance of this song, but unfortunately, Mr. Wine didn’t quite have too many wuks left. He released another song in 2004 entitled “Tourist Wheel”, which isn’t exactly terrible, but it did show that maybe Wite Wine was a one trick pony.


#1. “Waistline Shots” – Mr. DJ (2005).

“Waistline licking shots. On the road again.”

I always say Crop Over is like a second Christmas, with the joyous, festive atmosphere it brings. Mr. DJ took it to another level when he sampled the seasonal tune “My Favourite Things.”

“I love de soca de bashment it brings.
These are a few of my favourite things.”

2005 boy, when bashment was the “in” word. This song is honestly one of the more timeless entries on this list. It still gives that warm feeling associated with nostalgia, yet it doesn’t make me cringe at its cheesiness. It’s a pity that Mr. DJ didn’t pick up much after this song. He had songs out as recently as 2014, as well as a moderately well known song, “Can’t Stop Dis”. Better luck in 2017 fam.

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