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Black Lightning S01E05 Recap

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This episode was kind of disappointing because it made the four that preceded it feel a bit like unnecessary filler. Like the show took obnoxiously long to set up it’s characters and world; it did in four episodes what it could have done in one or two. This episode made me feel like a lot of what happened in the first four episodes had little to nothing to do with what the main thrust of this series will be, which was only now introduced almost halfway through the season, and that is the missing children, the mysterious experiments that were conducted, the vaccine and Tobias’ anti-aging serum. This episode made it seem like the conspiracy and cover up surrounding them will be what Black Lightning will be up against and they should have come into play three episodes ago. It feels very late for them to be introducing the main conflict.

Tobias’ anti-aging serum was the first new piece of information that we were given and it was revealed in such a forced, random way. With Gambi just suddenly blurting it out, mentioning that Tobias and Tori use it. His entire exchange with Tobias was the firs time I considered that Jefferson perhaps didn’t know that Tobias was still around. Which…why? And how? And Gambi has a secret past with Tobias? Since when? That was also delivered very randomly. I don’t believe that Jefferson knows about that either. Gambi is just all around lying and hiding things from Jefferson and there has so far been no indication as to why. He just is at this point. Plus, it looks like Lady Eve and company have something against him to boot!

I’m pretty sure that Lady Eve and company were behind the experiments, of which the purpose was perhaps the creation of the vaccine, which I’m quite certain is the same thing – or at least the basis for – Tobias’ anti-aging serum. If there were any hints before that Tobias was older than he looks, I must have completely missed them. That came completely out of  left field. I’m assuming he was born in either the 40’s or 50’s, since in the flashback to his childhood, his father’s hair pointed to it taking place in the 60’s or 70’s and Tori looked to be around ten years old. That would put him somewhere in his 60’s or 70’s. So he’s quite old.

The show successfully managed to make me sympathise with Tobias – who I don’t much care for – by going into his back story with his father and how he mistreated him because of his albinism. It explains why Tobias doesn’t like Black people. It didn’t excuse Tobias’ actions, but it made me understand him as a character. It also made me kind of root for him to kill his father. After however many years of now seeing him (or Tori), the man clearly knew what Tobias was there for. Still, he was a dick to him. Had he in his old age come to realise what a terrible father he had been, I would have felt sorry for him. But the man was unapologetic to the end. Also, Tobias has super strength confirmed? If the vaccine and the serum are the same thing or the latter is based on the former, it would explain it.

I also believe Lady Eve and company to be behind the disappearance of these nine children. Clearly this is where Jefferson got his super powers from. He could be one of the nine, or a tenth child that they never got their hands on. The experiments and vaccine were also the subject of the story that got Jefferson’s father, Alvin, killed. Soon, they’ll put Anissa’s life in danger since she’s busy looking into the entire ordeal as well. As the character newly discovering her powers, it makes sense that Anissa would be the one to uncover and investigate this. The question is why Jefferson never did. But I digress.

I did not like Anissa’s super suit at all. It looked like it was all about style over function. Whether or not that was the production team’s fault or written as an oversight on the part of the character is neither here nor there. The actual body suit I don’t really care about, although I doubt she has a decent range of motion in it . The problem was her lack of a mask. A bar of gold makeup over your eye area does not a mask make. It in no way hides your identity. Plus, she broke into a storage container without wearing gloves. That is the most basic of the basics. Further, buying it from a lingerie store made little sense. If she ever ended up on CC TV footage that got out to the public, the store clerk would know it was her. It wasn’t like she was someone just walking around the store. She interacted with him for an extended period. Secret identities 101, Anissa.

Random thoughts:

  1. He can fly!
  2. Tasers kill people too!
  3. This is why you use headphones.
  4. How do you sell something that expired three years ago?
  5. Tobias and these fish! Are they going to eat him in the end?
  6. Does everyone use a school project as an excuse for looking into their family history?
  7. Lol Jefferson’s proud that Jennifer won the fight.
  8. I thought that was anthrax.
  9. Ask questions first Black Lightning!

Black Lightning airs Tuesdays at 9PM on The CW.

5 Important Horning Songs

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I was asked to write a festive article highlighting the top 5 love songs for Valentine’s Day. But there was a problem; I’m a bitter, single, man and izza proud Bajan. And as we all know, one of the four pillars of Bajan culture is horning. So as Bajans, we better be prepared for one of two things: Horn or get horn. Barbados has approximately 200,000 people around dating age. But we have exactly 78.3 good men and 100,000 good women. 100,000 of which will horn their man at some point in their life.

Needless to say, songs about love are just what we whisper to ourselves while we’re stuck under a bed waiting for this man to stop shout at sweet girl. Or hum to yourself while you eat your wing dings in your best friend’s man car. After all, you’re just going to “breeze out dey so by Maxwell for a lil bit”. You know, nothing serious. Just adultery and fornication.

So without further ado, these are 5 very important songs in the school of Horndom. And I’ll try to go through them quickly ’cause I know @whitecollarcrime just posted something raunchy on Instagram and we gotta look in his comments for girls to DM.

#5 Dolly Parton – Jolene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW25foOMkwI

 

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don’t take him just because you can

I honestly only heard this song for the first time like 8 seconds ago. But this is the 1975 version of when a girl does call the side chick to “reason” with her. Dolly Parton walk up to Jolene, as a woman, to have a familiar conversation we all know:

“Man listen right, Jolene. I know Leroy ain’t no good. But he’s all I got. I come to you as a woman. Just leave we alone. We got two children Jolene. I ain’t really got no job that sorta way, but I do try. Just leave he out. Please, I beg yuh.”

But of course, all Jolene gonna tell Dolly is “But wa da gaw do wit me? Daz you man try and control he”. *tongue snaps* *weave pats* *zr horn fires in the distance*

#4 Billy Paul – Me & Mrs. Jones

Me and Mrs. Jones we’ve got a thing going on
We both know that it’s wrong
But it’s much too strong to let it go now

This song kinda hits me on a personal level because I spent most of my life not really listening to the lyrics thinking this is a song from Mr. Jones to his lovely wife Mrs. Jones. Like a song to sing on the wedding day, you real fussy your woman got your last name. All lovey-dovey wonders.

We meet every day at the same café
Six-thirty and no one knows she’ll be there
Holding hands and making all kinds of plans
While the jukebox plays our favorite song

Turns out! Before the dawn of social media! That you could pull up at the same spot! At the same time! Everyday! Hold hands and giggle! And no one would send a picture to Mr Jones on WhatsApp?

This song is a timeless classic about the forbidden lust we’re often tempted with. The sweet savoury taste of tide pods. And the love of an outside man/woman. I will not go further, for I am saving all of my bitterness for number 1.

 

#3 It Wasn’t Me – Shaggy ft Rik Rok

But she caught me on the counter (wasn’t me)
Saw me bangin’ on the sofa (wasn’t me)
I even had her in the shower (wasn’t me)
She even caught me on camera (wasn’t me)

When you read the title of this article you KNEW this was on the list. This is without a doubt the classic tale of a “liard” Bajan man. A Bajan just had to write this. I mean, come on bruh! She has photos of you and the other girl. “Man da dint me.” But this is your house; who else it could it have been? “Wasn’t me.” Look at this photo this is literally you banging a girl on your kitchen counter with a bottle of Mount Gay in her hand! “Man I don’t do nain gay so daz how I know it dint me I don work wit da gaw be tripping.”

As if this song wasn’t Bajan enough right, my man call thru the REAL HORNA MAN! Shaggy! Shaggy got his PhD in horning from Cave Hill. Though to be honest once you go Cave Hill I feel like you leave with an honorary doctorate in Hornology. But that’s an aside.

Shaggy gives this man some of the cleanest advice ever!

To be a true player you’ve to know how to play
If she say, “a night”, convince her, say, “a day”

Shaggy wants you to “Bugs Bunny” this poor girl so she thinks it wasn’t you. Shaggy said to lie and say someone else in the building has your skin complexion.

“Seein’ is believin’, so you better change your specs”.

Convince the girl she needs glasses! This is some next level finessing.

This song just provides a different angle in the horning sphere. The one where you got caught, but you love the girl and you would do anything not to lose her.

#2 Contagious – The Isley Brothers ft. R. Kelly

Ron: What the hell is going on between the sheets in my home?
Chante: Baby wait let me explain before you start to point your cane
Ron: Girl, I’m about to have a fit
R. Kelly: “Oh it’s about to be some sh**!”

EXPLAIN….WHAT!?!
Unlike Rik Rok in “It Wasn’t Me”, the man caught you in the act! You ain’t even pretend R. Kelly is a sex doll. The man waist deep in your yoni [can I say this on this site?] [Editor’s note: Yes you can!]  and you gonna come with the classic “wait lemme explain?”
EXPLAIN…WHAT!?!

Man what happened was, well we were chilling, and um I just so sorry but, but, but…
IF YOU WASN’T OUT FOR SO LONG I WOULDN’T HAVE TO DO THIS!

That didn’t happen in the song but I’ve heard so many scenarios of women just spinning things I wouldn’t be shocked if that’s what followed. This poor man trying to make money but no, you want a young boy.

This is another example of being caught in the act. Except here the cuck actually approaches horner girl. Even though this song came out in 2001, according to the music video all his boys got there in like ten minutes or so. Which I just thought I should mention how real that his friends are. We need more friends like that in 2018.

#1 Mr Brightside – The Killers

Lyrics – You were born with them.

Now that we’ve all listened to the song 4 times let us discuss.

Now that we’ve listened to the song a 5th time: THIS SONG SO HARD!

A lot of my friends didn’t realize this song was about horning so let me legit break it down. [With the help of genius.com]

I’m coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down because I want it all

What homeboy saying is, he was single and cool but he wanted something more, he wanted it all.

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss

This is what throws people off, people think he just kisses this girl and was being jealous of her and some other guy. But nah. Because…

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cab
While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

This falling asleep isn’t “ye I kiss a girl and I gin sleep.” Nah. He just saw his girl kissing a guy and told himself well I got to be dreaming. But it isn’t a dream, cause she’s calling a taxi to go home, and he smoking, and she begs for a puff.

Now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his

After they get in the cab he stops stalking them and the remainder of the verse plays out in his head. In which she gets in Jim Screechie’s bed and she touches his…whatever rhymes with sick…probably “lingam.”

This song is literally the tale of a Bajan man thinking about the horn he holding. Probably sitting on a toilet with his hand on his chin for 30 minutes. Not even crying or anything just ain’t really sure what going on. He messages the group chat, but no one knows what to say. So everyone just types “chh”, “sorry b”, “cha den”.

Originally I was going to use “F**k It (I Don’t Want You Back)” by Eamon for number 1, but it doesn’t hold a candle in comparison to Mr. Brightside so it would hold an honourable mention.

 

America’s Next Top Model C24E06 Recap

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After Judging

For someone as confrontational as Christina, it’s unbelievable that seemingly every time people confront her she starts crying. Those two things don’t go together. I understand that in that situation in particular she had just come off of a bad experience at panel – she was in the bottom two – but that had a lot to do with her attitude and her behaviour. That was not the first time she cried after a confrontation. I don’think that she was playing the victim either, though, because she doesn’t seem to realise how she comes off.

The Challenge

In this week’s challenge the girls had to do a pop up runway show at Micky’s during Pride Week in L.A., wearing designs from Christian Cowan. Part of their task was to excite the onlooking audience and in general, I think the girls did pretty well.

Sandra was fun and energetic. Jeana was fierce and poised. Kyla was cute but boring. Liberty said that she didn’t know how to act and it showed, she did okay though. Brendi K. just forgot how to walk and be a model; she looked a little busted. Rio married modelling and performing well. Khrystyana was extra in the best way. Christina was boring and she tried too hard; that little jig she did at the end of the runway was embarrassing.  Shanice was sexy and funny. Erin went back to the 80’s with her hair, but she looked goo and had personality.

The winner of the challenge was Khrystyana and although I’m not upset that she did win, I would have gone with Jeana. She was the most modelesque of all of the girls and had the best walk.

At The House

Kyla and Liberty got into a little clash of ideals concerning feminism and gender equality. Liberty being a Trump supporter, it’s obvious which side of the discussion she was on. I got what she was trying to say about not wanting to be treated the same as a man in all things, all the time, but she didn’t express herself well. Maternity leave was one of the worst examples she could have used to illustrate her point and saying that it’s something that women need and men don’t just made her look like she doesn’t value the contribution that men make in parenting or acknowledge how much they struggle as new parents as well. She overall came off as ignorant.’

There was, once again, a small tiff between Brendi K. and Christina. I admire that Christina tried to squash the “beef” she had with other girls and made an effort to get along. It was mature. And it was going pretty well too…until she ruined it by correcting Brendi K.’s grammar (although that is something I myself would have done) and solidified what Brendi K. was saying about her. She did seem to be really trying and it was unfortunate that it didn’t work out for her.

The Photoshoot

The girls posed with Drag Race All Stars contestants Katya, Manila and Valentina as the princesses to their [drag] queens.

Rio brought her A-game on set and shined next to Valentina; she wasn’t overshadowed at all. Liberty wasn’t doing much with her face and was doing more or less the same thing; she struggled a bit. Khrystyana was stunning and was totally having a moment with Katya. Kyla was being too soft and was doing nothing with her face. Shanice did “soft” the way that Kyla should have; she was graceful elegance.

Erin did soft the right way as well, except she was playful. Jeana was kind of boring, but she looked beautiful and relaxed. Sandra was bland. Christina looked really good on set; that was one of her best performances. Brendi K.’s face is naturally strong, she just didn’t utilise it well at the shoot.

Judging

Christina’s photo wasn’t what I expected since she did prettier poses and faces, but it was still very good. Shanice looked very pretty, but she could have done more with her pose. Khrystyana slayed in her photo and completely overshadowed Katya; she was amazing. Brendi K.’s photo was okay; she was kind of just standing there. Jeana’s photo was gorgeous; her hand was so delicate and her face was spectacular, but she’s done better.

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Erin’s photo was unexpectedly boring. That being said, her face was beautiful. I agreed with Ashley about Sandra’s photo; the face was a yes, but the body was a no. She looked like a soap star. Liberty’s pose was awkward and her face was weird. I was with Law when he said that she has been going down. Rio’s photo was pretty pedestrian to me. Kyla’s photo was boring and flat.

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My vote for best photo here was Khrystyana, with Kyla, Brendi K. and Liberty up for bottom two.

The Calling Order and Elimination

There really was no other choice for best photo. Khrystyana killed it and was far and away the best of the bunch this week. I would have called Jeana before Shanice, but that’s neither here nor there because both of them did comparably well.

I was surprised that the bottom two were Kyla and Liberty. I had a stronger sense that it would be Kyla and Brendi K. I thought that Liberty did better than the latter. More surprising was the fact that it was Liberty who was sent home. Kyla has been one of the weakest girls since the beginning of the season, not just amongst the remaining girls. Liberty has done far better than her and has had some of the best photos of this cycle, whereas Kyla seemingly always rested on being pretty. Liberty was another girl who got sent home after two bad weeks. Kyla has only had two good ones.

Random thoughts:

  1. Shanice is not pretending with Christina.
  2. Of course Rio’s “over it.” She did better than Sandra so now she feels good about herself (which is what she really needs to get over).
  3. Shanice proclaiming her love for penis is everything.
  4. It cannot be a coincidence that the queens asked Christina who causes the most drama.

America’s Next Top Model airs Tuesdays at 8PM on VH1.

‘Fifty Shades Freed’ Film Review

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Fifty Shades Freed is the final film in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy based on the erotic fiction novels written by E.L. James. Written by Niall Leonard and directed by James Foley, the film stars Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan as Anastasia Steele (now Grey) and Christian Grey, who must cut their honeymoon short when Anastasia’s ex-boss Jack Hyde resurfaces to threaten the pair.

The people behind the making of this film have absolutely no idea what a plot is. This film has no plot at all. It’s one thing to have a messy plot, a convoluted plot or a nonsensical plot and another thing entirely to have none at all. This film is just a series of events related only by the fact that either Anastasia, Christian or both of them are in them. Every single scene and sequence is more or less self contained with nothing that happens in one scene having any bearing or effect on any of the scenes that follow it. Even the scenes and sequences that are related to the same thing/story or plot point had virtually nothing to do with each other. Things happened and then it was over. Abruptly.

By the end it feels like nothing happened and the film never actually started. It feels like the entire two hour run time is the first act, introducing and establishing the things that would be explored and payed off later. When the film hits its climax and resolution is when it feels like it’s beginning to go somewhere. There is never any rising or falling action. The structure of this film isn’t a triangle, it’s a straight line. The one part of the film that should be the highlight – the wedding – is completely glossed over and is sped through in under five minutes. What kind of “romance” film glosses over a wedding?

The conflict isn’t even a conflict. It’s shallow and superficial. A weak attempt at adding drama, tension and suspense to this film. It centres around Jack Hyde – Anastasia’s old boss at SIP; the company Christian bought for her along with her title and position, no matter how much this film wants you to believe she earned it – threatening Anastasia’s life because she “ruined” his for outing him as a sexual predator. And it barely has a presence in the film. So little in fact that to call it  subplot would make it seem far more grandiose than it actually is. It pops up in the narrative here and there, but it’s like the film largely forgets that said story is even a part of it.

The characters don’t make up for, well, anything, because Anastasia and Christian are just there. They’re hardly sympathetic and thoroughly unrelatable. Yes, this film is a fantasy, but that is exactly why it is extremely important that you can connect with the characters; they are supposed to be the conduits through which you live the fantasy. And that is simply not true of either of them. At least to this reviewer. For super fans of this series, it isn’t doubtful that Anastasia is the girl they want to be and Christian the man they want to have.

Christian hasn’t changed much – if at all – from the first film. He’s still the pouty, angsty, broody, man child with unnervingly controlling ways. He’s also quite childish, to the point that he throws a couple of tantrums. At one point he had a very good reason for demanding something out of Anastasia, but he didn’t give that reason until after she went against his wishes. The initial reason he gave was fairly sexist and very patronising. Beyond that he’s blander than bland and has no personality. For someone who is supposed to be ever so spicy with his BDSM proclivities he’s as basic as white bread. The man is painfully boring and uninteresting, which is the perfect way to describe Jamie Dornan’s performance. He doesn’t even look like he’s enjoying the role or wants to be there. He’s phoning it in.

Anastasia on the other hand, despite not being sympathetic or relatable, is somewhat likelable. That is because of the way she reacts and responds to Christian. She’s rather very assertive at times, far more mature than Christian and her own person. She even does something smart at the end of the film. Although, the circumstances under which she does it don’t feel like something her character would organically do, but instead feel like something she does because the plot demands it. But to say something like it doesn’t feel like something her character would organically doz would mean that her character would have had to have been developed in the first place. She’s still, like Christian, boring and uninteresting. Dakota Johnson does better here than Dornan. She seems to actually be trying.

As to the entire point of this trilogy, the sex scenes, they’re just so dull. There’s nothing sexy, titillating or tantalizing about them all. And they happen so frequently that you get tired of seeing them very quickly. And they’re not even motivated. They just happen. There is no lead up to a single one of them. It’s like they just happen because ten minutes passed and another needs to happen. The filmmakers try to break up the monotony of them by having one of them be framed  as Anastasia thinking back on it, but that just comes off rather silly. The film does get kudos, however, for having Anastasia initiate a couple of them and for Christian briefly being the object on display and the recipient of pleasure.

As the last entry in this trilogy, you should know what you’re getting with these films by now. If you weren’t a fan before, this film won’t change your mind. The only person who will  really get anything out of it are people who enjoy not just these films, but the books as well. It’s more of the same. This particular entry, however, wasn’t boring like the others. Worst than that, it was nothing.

Wesu Wallace Joins The Voice UK

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Wesu Wallace has earned a spot on the television talent show The Voice UK. Now in it’s seventh season, Wallace appeared on yesterday’s episode of the series during it’s “blind audition” stage. Here, the four judges have their backs turned to the contestants as they perform and must press a button on their seats to turn them around if they want the contestant on their team. The four judges on this season of the series are will.i.am, Jennifer Hudson, Sir Tim Jones and Olly Murs. will.i.am was the only judge to invite Wallace onto their team. The thirty-six year old Wallace sang Sam Smith’s “I’m Not The Only One.”

According to The Sun and The Daily Mail, Wallace was born in Zimbabwe and moved to Barbados when he was ten years old. Speaking to the judges, Wallace said that he travelled to the UK by himself to audition for the show. Wallace is no stranger to television talent shows, however. OK Magazine reports that Wallace was a contestant on the British series Pop Idol (the show which led to American Idol) in 2003, when the show stopped airing. Wallace made it to the top 32.

Despite only having been chosen by one of the judges, their overall response to Wallace’s performance was positive. As was that of the fans on Twitter, with some users naming Wallace the eventual winner.

Wallace said to Zeitgeist:

“I decided to audition because I felt like I had something to offer and The Voice [UK] was my best shot. It felt like the world handed me priceless gems when will.i.am turned for me. He is a master after all.”

When asked how confident he was that he would make it through, he said that it wasn’t a matter of confidence and it just felt like his time. To Barbadians supporting him he would like to say: “Big up to my Bajans around the world. I will represent as long as I keep the torch burning.”

Follow Wallace’s journey by watching The Voice UK every Saturday on ITV and by watching the contestants’ performances on the show’s YouTube channel. See the video below for Wallace’s audition.

Scandal S07E11 Recap

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Last week’s episode of Scandal made me incredibly excited to see what the rest of the season would hold. This week’s episode left me feeling disappointed, but still quite curious. Perhaps I hyped myself up too much. Perhaps I put too much stock in what I thought was the promise that last week’s episode had made about what the series would look like going forward. Perhaps I had my expectations too high. Either way, the thrilling game of espionage and intrigue, violence and revenge that I wanted to get in seeing Quinn go after Olivia and finally taking her down is not at all what I’ll get. Disappointed though I may be, I don’t hate how things turned out.

As expected, Olivia didn’t take her being forced out of the position of White House Chief of Staff very well at all. She launched an all out attack on Mellie and Jake by disabling B613 and trying to frame Vanessa – Jake’s wife who I forgot existed – for trading state secrets with her lover, Robert, who she framed for working with Russia. It was a two pronged attack that robbed Jake of the power that he took from her in occupying the two positions he stole from her; White House Chief of Staff and Command. It was also a really big tantrum. I was so glad when Jake called it that because I was thinking the exact same thing.

Mellie seemed so sure of herself and what she was doing in going against Olivia that I was 100% behind her. With Jake by her side, I thought she had a fairly good chance of, at the very least, putting up a good fight. Cyrus didn’t think so though. He had every reason to be suspicious of Jake (the man did try to kill him just last week), but it felt like he was underestimating Mellie and had little faith in her ability to play this political game, when she’d been doing it for years. And if teaming up with Jake had turned out to be a bad idea – which it kind of did but not in the way that Cryus meant – then hopefully Mellie could have gotten rid of him. But I never believed that he had an agenda like Olivia was trying to convince Mellie that he did.

The snake in the grass, however, turned out to be Cyrus himself. He was warning Mellie about Jake and he took the very first opportunity he had to betray her and seize power for himself. When Olivia went to him with her silver tongue and her sweet words I was so hoping that he wouldn’t fall for her manipulations. The second that he interrupted Jake and Mellie’s meeting in the Oval and didn’t immediately tell them about Olivia coming to him I knew she’d gotten her hooks into him. Although I gave him the benefit of the doubt of him having done it off screen. I fully expected him to tell Jake and Mellie to surrender to Olivia. That that was how they were going to get out of the whole mess with Vanessa and Robert.

Instead he gave them a useful plan that saved them, by having Vanessa say on television that she wasn’t cheating on Jake, but working with him on a sting operation on Robert. That didn’t benefit Olivia in any way so for a second I thought that I was wrong. That being said, I had the sneaking suspicion that he went out on his own and enacted a plan that would hurt Olivia’s efforts without telling her andwould then go back to her later and tell her that he was working for her. But I felt like that was silly, even thought it happens on TV all the time. And I was right! It was exactly what he did.

He used that plan to set up Mellie so that he could come in with evidence of her covering up something that was a lie to begin with and get her impeached and himself made president. I thought he was past this kind of thing. I was very disappointed in him. Armed with Cyrus’ ammunition, Olivia went to Mellie and made it very clear that she was not giving up her position as Chief of Staff and that Mellie was the one who would be out. And just when it looked like they were actually winning!

With Olivia fighting to retain her power and position, it was the perfect time for Quinn to get started on that revenge plot of hers. But Papa Pope was having none of that. What looked to be him preaching caution was actually him keeping Quinn from going after Olivia. Here I thought that he was on board with taking down Olivia and was on on Quinn’s side. That the two had bonded over their mutual betrayal by Olivia and he recognised the monster that she had become and that she needed to be dealt with. I get him not wanting Quinn to kill his daughter – which it seems like Quinn was planning to do, I thought she was just going to get her imprisoned or something, not kill her – but still. I thought he was down.

I totally bought Quinn’s plea for Eli to let her, Robin and Charlie go and she would leave Olivia alone. She does have Robin now to worry about and protect. A small part of me was hoping, though, that she was bluffing…and she was! She was right when she told Eli that he’d gone soft. I didn’t think he would even risk her lying about her intentions even if he believed her. So when she showed up in Olivia’s apartment, gun in hand, I was so there for it and really hoping that she would shoot Olivia, as unlikely as I thought it would be.

I was hoping that Olivia was lying about there being B613 snipers poised and ready to take out Quinn, although I didn’t doubt that it was true (I was wondering why she kept looking out the window). When they shot at Quinn and she and Olivia got into a scuffle I, for a brief moment, wanted them to have accidentally shot and killed Olivia; I really don’t like her this season. She got shot in the arm instead. Olivia was genuinely trying to protect Quinn and she seemed genuinely concerned for Olivia when she saw that she had been shot. It was like she forgot all about her anger and hatred toward Olivia in that moment and she was just worried about her friend. Coupled with her returning to QPA, I don’t think Quinn is going to go after Olivia anymore. That’s what disappointed me in this episode.

After everything that Olivia did. After everything that QPA, Fitz, Mellie and Jake did. After everything that happened. It was the fact that Quinn hated Olivia that got to her. So when she broke down after Eli took care of her bullet wound, crying over Quinn hating her, it looked like then and only then did she realise how far she’d gone and how much wrong she’d done. She finally accepted responsibility for her actions. It was no surprise then that she actually did resign from her position as Chief of Staff.

Random thoughts:

  1. I’d rather deal with Jake’s ulterior motives.
  2. Olivia is so darn smug and pleased with herself.
  3. Look at Mellie using her power!
  4. Funny how Olivia tells Cyrus he’s an adult when she’s acting like a toddler.
  5. Is Olivia really telling someone to take responsibility for their actions?
  6. Quinn took Robin with her?

Scandal airs Thursdays at 9 PM on ABC.

The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story S02E04 Recap

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This show continues to find ways to demonstrate how absolutely insane Andrew Cunanan was. At least as presented in this show. I don’t know what the man was like in real life; I was five years old when this entire saga happened and I don’t want to look up anything until the show is done because spoilers (I already spoiled the fact that he killed himself and wasn’t caught, which was just disappointing). I spent pretty much the entire episode amazed by – and sometimes in awe of – Andrew’s mentality and the nonchalance with which he just existed, for someone who committed murder.

By virtue of the fact that we hadn’t seen David in previous episodes and the series is going backward in time, I knew that he was going to die. Because of that, every moment he spent with Andrew after he killed Jeffrey – especially when he tried to escape – I was on edge thinking that that would be the moment of his death. Truthfully, he was alive for far longer than I had expected.

If the show doesn’t go back in time to another murder again and if my maths is correct, then Jeffrey was Andrew’s first victim (which makes David the second, Lee the third, the truck driver the fourth and Versace the fifth; the detectives did say that he had killed four people before Versace). Like every other one of Andrew’s victims, his murder was motivated by jealously. Except this time it had nothing to do with the men’s successes and achievements professionally. It was romantic. He felt that David – who I’m not sure whether or not he was his boyfriend or he wanted him to be – was in love with Jeffrey and rejected his marriage proposal because of it. Further confusing the matter was the fact that David said later in the episode that Andrew was in love with Jefferey. In any case…

I was really confused when Andrew killed Jeffrey but didn’t immediately kill David. He was a witness after all. But it very soon became clear that he killed Jeffrey in front of David in order make him dependent on him and manipulate him into a relationship. Or at least not leaving him. The gentle, caring way that he showered David immediately after bludgeoning Jeffrey to death with a hammer, acted so normal for the entirety of the episode and tried to convince David that staying with him and not calling or telling anyone anything was for the best was just creepy. In fact, that last one was perhaps the creepiest.

Andrew truly was a sociopath. He had this grand fantasy about going to see Lee, getting money from him and using it to go to Mexico and spend the rest of his life with David. All happily ever after and running off into the sunset. He didn’t care at all what David felt and didn’t seem to understand that he was afraid of and totally uncomfortable around him. He was obsessed with the man and being with him to the point that he never paused to consider whether or not the man wanted to be with him. He probably didn’t care.

Again (well not again since this was the first time he’d done it), Andrew left incriminating “gay paraphernalia” at the crime scene. He did it with Lee to humiliate and disgrace him. I’m not too sure why he did it here. Maybe it was something along the same lines, since this was the first incidence and I’d think that he did it to Lee because he got the idea from this and thereby the same reasoning. I suppose if his plan to run away with David had actually worked, ruining him in this way – aside from, you know, implicating him for murder – would have further isolated him and made him cling to Andrew more? I don’t know. As much as Andrew somewhat premeditates his murders, I don’t think he thinks quite so far ahead.

The police were, once again, very frustrating in this episode. I have very little idea of what American police procedure dictates, but it felt like such a crappy excuse that the police had to leave David’s loft just because he actually wasn’t the body wrapped in the carpet and they didn’t have a warrant. Isn’t a dead body in his loft reason enough for the  police to be there without a warrant? Regardless of if it was him or not?

I was so glad when David decided he’d had enough and started confronting Andrew and exposed him for the pathological liar that he was. Unfortunately that also meant that it was almost time for him to die since he was no longer complacent. It was the only thing that was keeping him alive; keeping Andrew happy under the impression that he wanted to be with him. He was the only one of Andrew’s victims to had come to see him for who he truly was and he more or less died for it.

His death was so sad. I thought he’d actually made it inside. His final thoughts were about his dad and it wouldn’t have been nearly as touching had the show not fleshed out his relationship with him like it did. I loved David’s father from the first scene he was featured in.

Random thoughts:

  1. Who doesn’t lock their bathroom door?
  2. He doesn’t find anything strange about walking the dog at night?
  3. Finn Wittrock!
  4. I thought he’d come back and find the dog dead..
  5. Did he really try to use Andrew’s own lie against him?
  6. What is with him and red vehicles?
  7. Andrew is acting far too cool and normal.

The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story airs Wednesdays at 10 PM on FX.

Black Lightning S01E04 Recap

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This week’s episode felt a bit like filler in that not that much happened that particularly impacted the overall plot. Not in a very big way. Sure, they showed that The 100 introduced a new drug, brought on Tobias’ sister and now the two of the are working together to kill Black Lightning, but this felt like an episode that crept the plot forward, rather than pushed it. Given how early in the season it is and that it’s a short one at that, a filler episode – or at least one that feels that way is a little strange.

The most interesting thing in this episode was the Lady Eve scene. What…in the holy hell…was she doing? That scene left me feeling all kinds of dirty. It wasn’t because she was casually sucking out someone’s insides while having a conversation with Tobias. It was that the person was alive while she was doing it. When the close up shot on their face came on screen I thought they were moving just because of what Lady Eve was doing. But no…the second close up shot revealed that they were actually alive. But they have an autopsy cut on their torso? What the hell was going on in that scene.

Anyways. Ignoring that. The conversation between her and Tobias revealed a couple of things. Firstly, Tobias is not the big bad and he does in fact work for and not with Lady Eve. This makes me think that perhaps sooner rather than later, he will be taken out like Lala and Lady Eve will be the “final boss.” Or at the very least she will be the villain of season two (if there is one). Secondly, The 100 seems to be a group within a group. I thought that The 100 was THE group and Lady Eve was the actual leader of the gang. Turns out that Lady Eve is seemingly one of top persons in the organisation that apparently gave Tobias The 100 and oversees it.

I said previously that it was The 100 that introduced the new drug – Green Light – but I think that this same organisation is responsible for it. The 100, I think is solely involved in terms of its distribution (although we don’t know if Jefferson’s old friend or the two boys Anissa saw selling to her students are in The 100). I feel like that the drug was something that came from higher up in the chain of command than Tobias. Even Gambi and Jefferson think so. Like Jefferson noted, the transportation and storing of the drug was far more sophisticated than what a street gang was capable of.

I wish that Black  Lightning had ignored the sounds of Anissa fighting off the homophobic thugs and paid attention to the distribution hub for the drugs. In fact, I don’t think it was very necessary to have had those two incidents tied together at all. The only purpose for that was to have Gambi find Anissa’s footprint. Which will likely lead to him discovering that Anissa has powers, but that could have been done in a different way. It just feels like, in that instance, the show was unnaturally prolonging Black Lightning finding out about Lady Eve and/or the organisation. Which I think he would have had he followed the container.

Speaking of Gambi, I’m starting to not trust him. This was the second time he had lied to Black Lightning about something. The first time was when he erased the footage of Tobias at the scene of the shooting at the march. Now he lied about seeing anything in the security footage from the cameras in the vicinity of where Anissa (whom he didn’t recognise) beat down those thugs. What is Gambi playing at here?

In her conversation with Tobias earlier in the episode, Lady Eve set him on the task of killing Black Lightning. Tobias’ sister is going to help him achieve that…and part of her plan is to turn Khalil so that he hates Black Lightning first? I’m not too sure where she’s going with that. Or the writers for that matter. I expect that it will reveal itself down the road but right now, how and why Khalil hating Black Lightning will enable them to then kill the man is kind of questionable. I don’t see why they need him for that.

Speaking of Khalil, I agreed with Jefferson about Jennifer spending too much time at the hospital with him. I do think that as his girlfriend Jennifer should be there to support him in his time of need, but she also needs to focus on her education. She needs to find a balance between being there for him and focusing on her studies and at the moment it looks like she cares more about the former than the latter. She didn’t drop track because she never wanted to do it in the first place, she dropped it so that she could spend more time in the hospital with Khalil. Honestly, she is far too young to be making decisions like that. She could take a break from track, but not drop it entirely.

I was waiting on Khalil to talk some sense into her and tell her she shouldn’t have dropped it. He was her voice of reason when she decided to start drinking her life away after the kidnapping. That’s what I loved about him; he could reign in her recklessness. Instead he made it worse! He dropped “ride or die” on her and it felt like such a moment in which she was shackled. “Ride or die” is a commitment. A heavier one that she’s way too young to me making. At least how it was presented here. And it looks like she’s feeling pressured and none too enthusiastic about it.

Random thoughts:

  1. Does she look scared to them?
  2. Well that nurse was certainly out of place.
  3. Jefferson on the other end of the table looking so pleased with himself.
  4. A hoody is not enough to cover your face.
  5. Screw the board!
  6. Tobias: “Since I technically still have warrants in Freeland I can’t be out and about.” You were in Freeland last week….
  7. Doesn’t he think people will make a connection between him and Black  Lightning seeing as every time someone calls him with a crisis Black Lightning solves it?
  8. HE JUST SAID HE CAN’T GO INTO FREELAND.

Black Lightning airs Tuesdays at 9 PM on The CW.

America’s Next Top Model C24E05 Recap

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The Challenge

Nothing worth talking about happened in the house this week, so we’re going to skip right to the challenge. This week was all about unconventional beauty and for this week’s challenge the girls had to use unconventional tools for “beauty hack” videos alongside YouTube personality Patrick Starr. From tape to boiled eggs and chicken cutlets and shaving cream to condoms. Yes, condoms. Overall, the girls weren’t particularly creative in what they used their tools for because three out of the five of them used their unconventional beauty tools as beauty blenders. The other two used theirs for contouring and exfoliation.

Rio and Christina had the tape and their video was a little painful to watch because of Christina. Rio had personality and energy and was engaging. Christina, apart from being very slow, was kind of just there and she doesn’t’ have the voice for presenting or anything of the sort; it’s too irritating. Jeana and Kyla were the chicken cutlet pair. They were fun to watch and they looked like they were enjoying themselves. They did good.

Shanice has been on a roll since last week. Law telling her that she was acting pitiful was the best thing to happen to her. She’s so funny and likeable now and she brought that to the video. Sandra was cute and bubbly. I was a little worried about Erin, but she did so good. She was interactive and personable and so was Liberty. Coura started off a little weak; talking so quickly made her come off as aggressive. But she, Khrystyana and Brendi K. seemed to have pulled it together and they looking like they were having so much fun that watching them made me laugh.

I didn’t have anyone pegged to win, but it made sense that it was Sandra. She was the only one who had experience as a vlogger.

At Dinner

I was disappointed with Rio’s behaviour this week. I did not expect that kind of conduct from her because she always carried herself with such maturity and like I said last week, she seemed to be the one who always had something encouraging to say to the other girls. This week she attacked someone for something that was out of their control.

Rio set herself up for disappointment. She put far too much stock into the challenge and the “signs” that the universe was giving her that she took to mean her victory was ensured. She built it up far too much in her mind. She felt like she let down her family because she didn’t win the challenge? Really? Girl it was not that serious. She blew that out of proportion. Her problem was not with Sandra at all. Her problem was with herself and her insecurities and she took it out on Sandra. Like she said, Sandra reminded her of the girls she went to high school with who made her feel like nothing., because they succeeded with what she perceived as minimal or no effort.

The entire thing was just ridiculous.

The Photoshoot

I found it interesting that Rio, Coura and Jeana were grouped together since they have the strongest faces, in my opinion. I wish Rio had been put in the middle so that they would have been going from lightest to darkest, but their skin tones were beautiful together. I also liked the match up with Brendi K., Khrystyana and Liberty. They all had different coloured hair which was striking. Christina, Erin and Shanice looked beautiful together, but Christina was ruining it with the smushing. She was weighing down both Erin and Shanice. Pretty as they were, that just threw off everything. Kyla was also on a roll from last week. She once again looked a lot better on set than she had before. So did Sandra. The instruction they got from Ashley really helped.

Judging

I didn’t love Jeana, Coura and Rio’s photo. My eye didn’t go to anyone immediately. It did look like a beauty campaign, but it also wouldn’t have looked out of place in a dentist’s office. It was a little “blah.” They all looked beautiful but Jeana looked sleepy a bit and Coura looked like she was in the middle of a sentence. Rio was the only one who really brought anything. Christina, Erin and Shanice’s photo I liked a lot more than the first trio’s. That rich, golden hue that the photo had because of their skin tones was gorgeous. Shanice was stunning; the best of the three, but thanks to Christina’s smushing her right eye was wonky. Erin looked younger than the two of them and very beautiful. Christina looked pretty and relaxed, but again, because of the smushing, her right eyes was wonky. It looked like she was putting all of her weight on everyone else.

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The same way that Christina, Erin and Shanice’s skin gave their photo a golden radiance, Brendi K., Khrystyana and Liberty’s made theirs luminous. It was almost a tough call settling on who did best, but ultimately I gave it to Brendi K. She was smizing and looked comfortable and serene. Khrystyana looked gorgeous and there was just something about her eyes. Liberty didn’t seem to be doing much – she was the weakest – but was still pretty. For the first time in this competition I was impressed by Sandra. This was the best photo she had taken in the competition. She looked relaxed and effortless and her everything was working.  Kyla was soft, pretty and youthful. She looked like she belonged in Seventeen.

Coura and Christina were my picks for the bottom two.

The Call Order and Elimination

I would not have called Rio first. Either Brendi K. or Khrystyana, the two of them could have been either first or second. Third and fourth was equally interchangeable between Sandra and Shanice, as was fifth and sixth with Rio and Kyla. All in all, the six girls I would have placed as the top six, were the top six, so it’s all good.

I was shocked that Coura was sent home and Christina stayed. The other girls seemed to be just as stunned about it as well. With all of the clips of Christina bragging, the girls talking behind her back all episode and her making herself look bad in front of the judges again, I thought it would have been her. Plus, Coura only had two bad weeks and her overall performance was better than Christina’s. But the show did seem to be positioning Christina as the villain now that Liz is gone so I suppose that’s why they kept her around.

Random thoughts:

  1. Khrystyana is the most adorable.
  2. Oh gosh I confused Sandra for Rhiyan and not for the first time.
  3. Seeing previews of this episode, I thought Patrick Starr was a woman.
  4. Using a chicken cutlet and a boiled egg as a beauty blender is just disgusting.
  5. Rio comparing Sandra to Kim Kardashian is so apt.
  6. I really thought that Brendi K. was about to come for Shanice.
  7. Surprised that Sandra got caught up in drama.
  8. Sandra has a lot of haters this week.
  9. Rio is so salty. The competition is starting to get to her.
  10. I forgot that Christina is thirty-four. She doesn’t  look like it.

America’s Next Top Model airs Tuesdays at 8PM on VH1.

Favourite Super Bowl LII Trailers

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This is my personal list of trailers for films and TV series that aired during this year’s Super Bowl that I liked. They got me interested in what they were advertising and made me really excited to see them. Some unexpectedly more than most. In fact, all of them made me more excited than the other trailers that aired for films that I’m super excited to see.

This is not at all a ranked list. The order is completely random. This is the order they appeared in in my YouTube subscriptions feed as they rolled out onto the internet. Now with that said, let’s take a look at these trailers and why I liked them.


A Quiet Place

I’d heard about his movie starring IRL husband and wife duo Emily Blunt and John Krasinski called A Quiet Place but I never looked it up. Because of this trailer I did. I find the premise fascinating and it looks to be a film filled with well-crafted tension and suspense. I’d like to know what these monsters are and how they go there, but even if the film never explores that I think I wouldn’t mind. It depends on if it’s actually good and/or enjoyable and how well executed it is. Plus, I already hate the kid with the plane.

It’ll also be interesting to see how much chemistry Emily Blunt and John Krasinski have on screen together. Not all IRL married couples play couples well in films. Let’s not forget Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Unlike most people – many of whom I should probably reconsider calling my friends – I actually enjoyed the first Jurassic World movie. Was it good? No. Was it stupid? Yes. Was it fun (for me)? Hell yes! Especially the dino fight in the end when the T-Rex and Blue fought the Indominus Rex and fed it to the giant aquatic dino. That was awesome!

The first trailer for this movie I didn’t like at all. For the pure and simple fact that the premise seems to be that they’re going back to the park to rescue the dinosaurs from a volcanic eruption. For which my immediate reaction was: “This makes no sense. You could just let them die. They’re of no financial importance to the company anymore.” Heartless, I know. But from a story standpoint it just was nonsensical to me.

But this trailer hooked me. I’m so intrigued! I just want to know what the hell is going on in this movie and it looks to be a lot.

My only complaint so far, apart from the saving the dinos thing, is this looks like a re-thread of The Lost World. They went back to the island and took dinos home and now they’re doing that in this new movie too. Also, they made another one? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ANOTHER ONE?! That went so well in the last movie right? Oh and that one kid. The moment I saw him on screen I got the feeling that I’d hate his character who would prove to be ultimately useless.

The Cloverfield Paradox

I was so excited when this trailer dropped. New Cloverfield? Months before we were told we would get it? AND it’ll explain how these films, which up until this point we’d been told weren’t connected, are connected? And it’s tonight?!

Imagine my disappointment when I actually saw the film.

Mission Impossible: Fallout

Two words: Henry Cavill. I think this trailer reacquainted me with how hot he is because, to be honest, he’s so boring in the DCEU as Superman that I don’t pay the guy much attention. The fact that he’s rocking an epic pornstache helps quite a bit too. My favourite part of the trailer was when he was gearing up to fight with Tom Cruise and the SFX synced with his arm movements. I also forgot that he’s a bit of an action star and is pretty good at executing fight choreography (Immortals anyone? That movie needs a sequel).

Other than making me love Henry Cavill in the span of one shot, it’s just a really thrilling trailer that sells the movie as an action film so very, very well. I don’t even care about the story. I’m here for the action. It just looks like I’d have a great time watching it. I kind of regret leaving it off of my list of 20 Must-See Films This Year.

I’ve only ever seen one Mission Impossible film (Ghost Protocol) and while I didn’t intentionally skip Rogue Nation, this trailer makes me want to see that film too!

Westworld

https://youtu.be/qUmfriZoMw0

It’s the season two we’ve all been waiting for! Quite patiently I might add since we didn’t get it last year. We finally get to see some new footage from the upcoming season of Westworld.

The revolution continues as the hosts carry on fighting for their freedom and tearing down the people and the establishment that has exploited them for decades. Dolores and Maeve look like they’re coming more into their own as bad asses, Bernard’s still around, Delos is losing it seems and younger William is there too. So maybe we get flashbacks to what he did in the real world after his first visit to Westworld and what he did in his subsequent visits. I’m more interested in the latter.

With no Game of Thrones this year, Westworld is the perfect show to fill the void and it’s the perfect replacement for the former when it’s no longer airing.

As for the other trailers, they didn’t move me at all. They were pretty boring in that by the end of them I felt pretty “meh.”

Avengers: Infinity War had some new footage but it lacked the punch of the first trailer. I didn’t care about Solo: A Star Wars Story before seeing a trailer for it and this one didn’t make me care about it even a little bit more. Skyscraper…I’m getting tired of seeing Dwayne Johnson to be honest; he’s reaching the point of overexposure. Like Infinity War, Red Sparrow has had better trailers. I don’t care about Jack Ryan and although I love the idea behind Castle Rock, the trailer didn’t do much in the way of convincing me to watch it.

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